Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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