No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need water and some morals
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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