Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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