My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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