She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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