So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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