I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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