The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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