Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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