you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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