doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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