i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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