btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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