nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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