Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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