I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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