He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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