don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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