hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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