Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
