yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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