just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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