Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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