New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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