Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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