i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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