took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
sarcasm needs its own font
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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