that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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