dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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