insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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