I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
