Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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