Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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