Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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