don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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