I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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