like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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