garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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