U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM