her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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