If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Two words: blizzard sex
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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