"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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