There was a lot of him and a little penis
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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