I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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