After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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