somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
we're so committed to being not committed
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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