You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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