we're blogging at a bar
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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