Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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