Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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