some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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