I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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