Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize