I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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