ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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