You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My pussy is not your playground.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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